Grocery Store Wars

Here’s a cute little parody of Star Wars that promotes Organic Farming over the Dark Side of chemical-laden produce. It’s interesting that the original movie still stands up to parody, while none of the others have anything to offer in the way of the iconic. People have included the “Luke I am Your Father” scene so much though, that I’m sure there are those out there that are convinced it’s from the first film. And nobody parodies the most recent three…because they suck!

Sudoku makes Slate

Two weeks ago, Metafilter blogged about Sudoku the number logic game that has conquered the Brits. Now Slate brings it stateside.

My Days Are Numbered – I’m addicted to a Japanese logic puzzle. You will be, too. By Seth Stevenson: “When Slate asked me to write about ‘sudoku’ the number puzzle that’s taken Britain by storm (and seems poised to conquer the United States, too) I thought it might be a pleasant little assignment. After all, I like puzzles. I’m always up for trying a new one.
And now it’s 2 a.m., my deadline is looming, and (as you can see) I’m only on my second paragraph. All because, damn it, I can’t stop playing sudoku. I’m a full-on sudoku addict. Thanks, Slate. This assignment is like when the New Republic got that dude to try crack.”

I’m not very good with logic puzzles, and my own attempts look retarded. Use pencil. Lots of pencil.

Pushy Allmusic

I was on my 6th page of allmusic.com browsing and I got this warning:

“Through traffic monitoring of our websites we have identified your IP address accessing allmusic.com at a rate and speed inconsistent with the noncommercial and personal use permitted by our site’s Terms of Service. As a result, further access to allmusic.com has been denied. Because IP addresses can be shared by numerous users, your access may be being denied based on the aggregate use of your IP address rather than your own individual use. To ensure that this is not the case, simply create your own individual user account by becoming a Registered Member of allmusic. [Click on the “Register” button in the upper right hand corner of the home page.] Once you’ve become a Registered Member and are logged in, you will once again have full access to allmusic, and will continue to have access, as long as your usage remains consistent with our Terms of Service. If you are already a Registered Member of allmusic, simply ensure that you are logged in when you use the site. Thank you.”

Huh? Has anyone else come across this?

The Happiest Death on Earth

Everytime I begin to think that Disney isn’t an evil megacorporation they go and do this: Disney Rejects Pleas Against Serving Shark Fin Soup. Argh. I’ve seen fisherman harvesting shark fin. They pull the live shark out of the water, slice the fin off, and dump the suffering and very much still alive shark back in the water, where it bleeds to death, rudderless. The thought makes me sick and sad. And yes, Disney sucks.